A trip to Germany wouldn't be complete without a stop in the capital, renowned for its mixture of history, tourist attractions and massive parties. Of course, we couldn't pass through Stuttgart without paying homage to the world's greatest car manufacturer. So on the way to Berlin we stopped for a few hours to check out the Porsche factory and museum. (Feel free to skip the next paragraph for you strange people that aren't car nuts!)
Porsche are in the process of building a new museum but unfortunately it won't be finished until sometime next year. So we had to settle for the old one, which didn't really matter since it's the cars that we came to see. And they were all there, with the highlights probably being the 356, the 959 and a couple of Carrera GTs. I even got to hear one of those bad boys start up! So that was my two hours of heaven for the day...
Anyway, on to Berlin. The weather didn't really cooperate with us for our stay here, being grey and occasionally rainy. No worries though, still able to see and do plenty. We did all the usual tourist stops (many obviously associated with the war); Checkpoint Charlie, Brandenburg Gate, the Reichstag (which houses parliament), Potsdamer Platz, the TV Tower and the two major intact sections of the Wall. Also had a couple of nice meals out and one big night on the booze, Berlin really does have a lot to offer.
We also spent a day in Potsdam, a few kms south-west of Berlin. This was the residence of the Prussian kings until 1918 so it is decked out with palaces, gardens and monuments. Clearly there was no expense spared, as each building just seemed to more impressive than the last. Luckily, despite several buildings being damaged in the war (and later torn down), there were still more than enough to see.
Last thing about Berlin that we couldn't help but notice, was the green man (walk signal at intersections). It really doesn't look like it's his arm sticking up! At first we thought it was just our dirty minds seeing this unfortunate perspective. But then we noticed shops devoted to selling everything from mugs to t-shirts with him printed on it. Anyway, we've included a picture so judge for yourself...
Amsterdam
So I know what most of you are probably thinking, Amsterdam is the worlds R18 amusement park, and we spent our week there high as kites, going to sex shows and ogling at prostitutes. But there's so much more to Amsterdam than that... or so someone told me. Lucky for us we got the sweet hook up from our good buddy Jacco and his cousin Jeron who let us crash at their place for the week (Thank you Gypsies!!!). Not only was it good having somewhere to stay but we got to see the city with locals which meant we were not subjected to the tourist sex shows or hash cafes (apparently they dont even let you in to those places if you are Dutch!).
So I know what most of you are probably thinking, Amsterdam is the worlds R18 amusement park, and we spent our week there high as kites, going to sex shows and ogling at prostitutes. But there's so much more to Amsterdam than that... or so someone told me. Lucky for us we got the sweet hook up from our good buddy Jacco and his cousin Jeron who let us crash at their place for the week (Thank you Gypsies!!!). Not only was it good having somewhere to stay but we got to see the city with locals which meant we were not subjected to the tourist sex shows or hash cafes (apparently they dont even let you in to those places if you are Dutch!).
Now it doesnt matter if you are interested or not, every visitor to Amsterdam ends up walking through the Red Light district. Just in case you live under a rock Ill explain quickly that this is the part of town where the streets are lined with windows, behind which sit women (in various states of undress) that you may purchase for a short period of time for your own personal use. Possibly the most amusing sight here however was the bus loads of middle age Asian men running round like excited school boys. "Ahhhh ,herro radies!"
On Jaccos days off we went to his parents house near a small town called Zutphen, we didnt get up to much out there but it was nice to escape Amsterdam for a couple of days and chill in the beautiful dutch countryside.
We've drunk our share of beer in the last few months so it was only fitting we should go on a tour of the Heineken brewery. Naturally we were quite excited about this yet it turned out to be a bit of a disappointment. The information and history was minimal, instead they've filled the place with several mildly amusing, brightly lit gimmicks and you only get three free small beers. Compared to the Carlsberg brewery in Copenhagen that was much cheaper, kept us entertained for hours and had more free beer, Heineken was just a bit shit, and in all honesty you're probably better off using the 11 Euro entrance fee to buy a whole crate of the stuff and a bag of chips from the shop. I know what you're thinking, "too cool for school"? Damn right, and unashamedly so!
International Wheres Wally
Recently we've noticed various consistencies in the places we visit. It doesnt matter if you're in South East Asia, downtown Japan or in Europe's most medieval city, there are some things that are always there (and Im not talking about McDs or Starbucks either). We've started to make a game out of it, if you look hard enough you can find at least one or more of the following in every city:
1. An Irish Pub
2. A Kebab shop
3. A greasy looking man of Turkish origin with slicked back hair and a gold chain.
4. An Asian tourist with a huge camera (usually found near a fountain)
5. Pigeons
6. A picture of Che Guevara
What does this tell us? One theory is that the Irish, Turkish and Japanese are planing a global socialist revolution and are communicating their secret plans via carrier pigeon. Or... we have a global love of cold beer and munching a kebab served to us by a greasy Turkish man, and Che is just so hot right now!
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