Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Road Trippin' Round Abbaville

Well, a lot of people have been very good to us on this trip, and right up there are Christer and Lilian Fors for lending us a kitted out VW Combi van for a week! (Many many many thanks guys!!!). The day we left Trollhättan in the van it really felt like the quintessential road trip, sun was shining, rock music was pumping on the stereo and the van fridge was soon to be full of beer. It was the first time for both of us driving a manual shift on the right hand side of the road, but you get used to it pretty fast.

Driving hint for Sweden: If you do happen to make a mistake on the roads here we found the best thing to do is to squint cross eyed, look mildly confused and frustrated. Everyone just assumes you're another *&#%+ German tourist, rolls their eyes and lets you away with it...




Our first stop was Gävle, Marcus's birthplace. It was the last night of the city festival and the party was in full swing when we rocked up that evening... [insert a very good night of partying and drinking about here]. The next day the city looked like a bomb had hit it, rubbish was everywhere, I spose that's evidence that we werent the only ones having a good time!


What do you have to do to get arrested around here?!

The following day we tripped out to Sandviken (another town on the Marcus Tillson-childhood-timeline) where the alternator belt in the van decided it was time to snap. Fortunately we managed to get hold of a new one and repair it (OK, so it was mostly Marcus, I tightened one bolt - apparently poorly, was banned from the engine bay so played some encouragement guitar and made lunch instead). We had planned to be in Stockholm that day, yet the mechanical misfortunes meant it was rather late so we went to see our friend Karin in the nearby bustling metropolis of Tierp (population of 32 give or take...) for the night.


Finally we made it to Stockholm, we had heard about some cheap boat rides across the Baltic so went to check them out...



Latvia? Where the hell is that?

So it turned out that for very little money (about $35NZ) you can get a 2 night return cruise from Stockholm to Riga (the capital of Latvia). I cant say Latvia was one of the countries we planned on going to, in fact we new nothing about it and spent half the trip over trying to figure out if Riga was actually in Latvia or Lithuania! The trip across the Baltic leaves Stockholm at 5pm and gets to Riga at 10am the next day. You then spend a few hours in Riga and get back on the boat at 4pm the same day for another over-nighter back to Stockholm. It was a real ''I came, I saw, I brought a T-shirt'' style trip a la Mike Saunders and Graeme Wills.




The trip is so cheap because they expect you to spend a lot of money on the boat, in the bars and in the duty free shop. In fact you could tell when the duty free shop opened, there was a sucking noise as air rushed in to fill the vacuum left by all the people that piled in to buy alcohol at a third of the price that you can get in for in Sweden (oh, but there is a limit of just 10 litres of spirits, 200 litres of wine... ah the EU!).




Riga itself was a very nice place. We sorta expected lots of dark buildings and angry looking communists in trench coats with moustaches. In actual fact the city was full of gorgeous women, luxury cars and some very cool medieval architecture. Latvia is one of those countries that have really got a bad dose of oppression and general nastiness from Russia over the years, not achieving full independence until 1991. The two red stripes on the flag represent the blood spilt over the years, and the willingness to spill some more! O..K... Yet from what we saw it looks like they've got over the hard times and are pretty quickly catching up with the rest of Europe in regards to standard of living and all that. It was a stunning day in Riga so we spent most of our 6 hour excursion just wandering the old city looking at all the buildings and um... other sights, I really wish we could have stayed a few days there, but Stockholm was a calling...

Answering the Call of Stockholm

What is it about these Scandinavian capitals that keeps calling our names? It could be the beautiful old towns with their cobbled streets and interesting architecture. Perhaps it's the friendliness of the locals or the cool, relaxed atmosphere. It might be the warm, sunny weather we've had and the nice parks to relax in. Or maybe it's just... oops, sorry, lost track there for a second... another one just walked by...




Yes, Stockholm is yet another Scandinavian capital that has it all. Just like Oslo and, even more so, Copenhagen, we found we could walk round for hours on end without getting bored. Gamla Stan is the Old Town and is an especially nice part to wander round in. It's home to the Royal Palace (which also happens to be the largest palace in the world with 608 rooms), masses of amazing buildings and winding, cobbled streets to explore it all by.




There are plenty of other sights to see varying from the old and majestic, to the funky and new. Stockholm also has an amazing array of toys around the place! Huge luxury yachts loaded up with jet skis, boats and widescreen tvs surround the harbour. There are even more nice cars here than in London; Lambos, Ferraris, Astons, Bentleys... are everywhere. Other things to keep the tourist busy include a multitude of museums, boat trips through the archipelago and several markets. One of the markets, Östermalms Saluhall, was awesome. It was crammed full of local and imported meats, cheeses, seafood and more. I couldn't resist a few local treats, including a few different types of salmon (smoked, marinated and in a roll with caviar, dill and cream cheese) and some smoked eel. A few fantastic morsels in yet another fantastic city...




Got the Van Back... and in One Piece

After the excitement of the road trip, it was time to return the VW back to it's home in Trollhättan. To Christer's delight, we even managed to return it all in one piece. However, the excitement was not yet over, as there was a booze up organised for that night! Not ones to turn a big night down, we headed out for a great one in Trollhättan.

The Fors' have made sure we've had plenty of other trips to keep us entertained as well. One night we went to a weekly car show down at the locks near where they live. We were there at the right time too, as we got to see a boat, that only just managed to squeeze into the lock, get lowered down to the water level of the river below. And we also saw plenty of cool, old cars and bikes.



On another day we drove out to a coastal town called Smögen. It's renowned for it's interesting, rocky coastline and fishing heritage. The thing to do there is grab some fresh shrimps, a crunchy baguette and some wine and then head down to the rocks for a pleasant afternoon in the sunshine. Afterwards we enjoyed an ice cream while walking around the picturesque (and stereotypically Swedish) fishing village. It's a tough life.



While on the topic of food and all things Swedish, I will endeavour to describe a local delicacy, Surströmming, to you. I'm not sure if it was the cold, a diet of magic mushrooms or perhaps the lack of sunshine hours in the winter, but for some reason, some crazy Swede came up with the idea of putting herring in a can with some other ingredients in order to get it to ferment. And then eating it. You can tell it's fermented for several different reasons. The first being that when you have it, those who have had it before will give you the "honour" of opening it. Secondly, you have to open the can slowly and carefully, to allow the putrid gases to escape without causing a small geyser. And thirdly, as soon as you allow the first molecule of gas to escape from the near-exploding can you can smell nothing but the overwhelming stench of the rotting fish inside. Mmmmmmmm, no wonder they only ever eat it outside. However, after the smell subsides and you prepare it properly (take out the fillets, put it on a special bread, with potato, red onion, tomato and sour cream), it actually tastes pretty good (to some people anyway). You'd never want to eat it on it's own but once it's mixed with everything it's a different story, a bit like anchovies but with a tad more flavour.


Well, that about sums up the Scandinavian leg of our journey. Something tells me it certainly won't be the last time we visit this part of the world though....

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Isn't Norway a Funny Shape?!

That's for you Don!...

OK, so I told myself I wasnt going to bitch and moan about the price of things in Europe any more, but Im going to have to quickly say that Norway gets the award for most expensive country thus far, yikes! We left Malmö, Sweden one morning and got a ride (Tack Frans!) up to Helsingborg, the closest border crossing to Denmark. From there I took the ferry to Helsingor (it's very confusing isnt it) in Denmark and returning with 6 bottles of alcohol (and Marcus's birthday present, hahahaha!) which is the most cost effective option when going to the land of the $100 bottle of Smirnoff. We then got a bus up to Oslo, fortunately passing straight through the customs checkpoint! We were met by our Norwegian friends Magnus and Gry, who Im just going to say were absolute champions (Thanks so much guys!), letting us stay at their place, feeding us some excellent food and organising basically everything that we are going to talk about below!



The Mighty Canoe Trip

Every year, for the past 12 years or so, Magnus and a few of his mates organise a canoe trip somewhere in the Norwegian lakes. This year we were lucky enough to get invited along, so there was no way we were going to turn that down. A couple of days after arriving in Oslo, we packed up Magnus' car with booze and food (and a few less important things, like tents and clothes) and headed north for about four hours, to Lake Femund. Here we met up with the rest of the crew, jumped into three canoes and a kayak between the seven of us and headed off into the wilderness.



First up I'll give you the stats. Over the next eight days we covered 56km (biggest day: 18.2km, shortest day: the closest we got to the canoe was to use it as a windbreak). We paddled in Lake Femund and Lake Isteren, using little canoe trolleys to walk the couple of kms between the two. Due to the weather, we only ended up paddling every second day so we set up camp at four different spots.


As it turned out, we chose the wrong summer to go, weather-wise. Last year they were paddling in shorts and a t-shirt most days. This year we had a half day that was an absolute stunner (even had a brief dip in the chilly waters) but the rest were a mixture of just about everything except snow. We had massive winds, perfect calm, pouring rain, clear skies and everything in between. While it would've been fantastic to have scorching hot days for the whole week, it was actually quite cool getting what we did. Both of us thought it made the trip feel a bit more outdoorsy and a bit more of an adventure. We're just glad we had warm sleeping bags with us.


One of the main things we were looking forward to about the trip was the fishing. We spent a lot of time casting into the beautiful, clear waters around us, trying a selection of lures and bait, both from shore and from the boat. Despite that, well... let's just say it was lucky we'd brought plenty of food with us. We did at least manage a fish each (one of which was a delicious bass) and we also both now have a one-that-got-away story but it wasn't exactly what we were hoping for! Apparently it was the wrong year for fishing too, as some years they've caught plenty. Still a great way to pass the day though.


There were a few highlights on the trip:

- The best meal we ate (and those of you that have been freezing and wet out in the bush after a day of exercise will understand what I'm talking about) was a steaming hot, massive pot of cheapo two-minute noodles in a spicy Mexican tomato packet soup. Words cannot describe just how good it was!

- Being able to dip your cup into the lake for some crystal clear water whenever you're thirsty was surprisingly satisfying.

- It's always fun walking into the forest, chopping down a tree, then bringing it back to camp and making a fire. Must be some residual caveman in us.

- And of course the Norwegian scenery was stunning and very similar to NZ actually.


Big thanks to all the lads on the canoe trip, we had a fantastic time. And an even bigger thanks to Magnus for organising our canoe and all our gear so that we could actually go.


Happy 25th Marcus!

So the day after canoeing was Marcus's birthday, and we couldnt have been in a better place for it! Fortunately the bad weather of the canoe trip had subsided and it was a cracker of a day and a warm night. We had the party in the bbq area outside the apartment with about 30 people that Gry and Magnus had invited (we only knew a few of them from previous excursions but everyone was really cool) .


The Touristy Stuff

The day after Marcus's birthday Gry took us around Oslo to see the sights. Up on the hill is a massive ski jump that you can see from almost anywhere in town, it's huge! I've seen the sport a few times on tele but when you're standing at the top if the jump you can appreciate the balls you need to actually do it, typically you have a good 5 seconds in the air and travel at least 100 metres!!! There's also a good museum up there with a whole lot of stuff on Arctic/Antarctic exploration and a pretty good history on skiing. Because Im a cheap bastard Im going to mention the fact that we accidentally walked into the museum for free, ha ha, take that Norway with your expensiveness, you're not getting my 70 Kronas!!!


Following that we went to the Viking museum. They have three original viking boats, two of which are in really good nick and very impressive considering they were built 800 or so years ago. They must have been a tough bunch as there's no shelter on the boats and they used to go on massive journeys through Arctic waters in them. I guess that's why they managed to thrash everyone else in the area and take all of England's good looking women for themselves!


Finally we went to Gustav Vigeland Sculpture Park in the city. Every city round the world has a park but this was one of the better ones. This artist guy (Gustav) designed hundreds (actually 192) of statues, all of people doing things in the nick. It's pretty cool and is capped off with a huge monolith in the middle made up of human figures, very cool. For once I actually did some research for the blog, here's a link with more info if you are interested...
http://www.fortunecity.com/westwood/arch/769/Vigeland/
As it was another corker day we just chilled in the sun for a couple of hours on the grass, niiiiiice!